The Sixteenth Save, the Leisure Sickness, and the Honeymooners Who Arrived Three Days Married
Episode 004 of This Week at Tommy Coconut. FIFA finds a sixteenth save, the family catches the leisure sickness, honeymooners arrive three days married, a ghost haunts a bathroom, and a cameraman joins the family. Narrated from the hammock.
The Parents Went to Aruba, the Goalie Made Fifteen, and MacGyver Finally Stayed Home
Curaçao lost 7–1 to Germany and the island partied anyway. The parents flew to Aruba to stay honest. Boy retired from the drinking game. And after fifteen years, Juan Carlos — MacGyver — finally stayed home for the best reason there is.
The Phone, The Birthday, and The Man Who Showed Up Sick
Five families, a lost phone, a five-year-old who reorganized the beach. And Carlos — who showed up to work sick because fifteen years will do that to you.
The Week a Haircut Was the Biggest Crisis on the Island
A barber forgot his scissors. A gringo got fully adopted. And a teenager — the hardest crowd there is — named the dogs.
Why Sunset Club moved to Wednesday
It used to be the last night. We moved it to the middle. Here is why the week is better for it.
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